Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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