He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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