it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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