I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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