I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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