): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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