Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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