So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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