It's Friday. Sex?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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