i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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