She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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