Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize