Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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