so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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