Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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