Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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