I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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