this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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