well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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