if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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