quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
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