Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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