My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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