so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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