Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm sobbing to NWA
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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