Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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