Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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