in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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