I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i black out too much to be "responsible"
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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