is your mom at the bar?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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