ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
