How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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