Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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