i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
