This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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