Just mADE A PArabola og urine
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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