Me. At least after what I've been through.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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