But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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