I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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