Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
