I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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