at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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