i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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