a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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