i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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