feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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