well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
After tacos, we're chasing women.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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