Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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