On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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