At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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