He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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