Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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