i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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