Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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