just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
