Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just fell off a train. Bad.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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