she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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