problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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